Real talk: They’re not perfect – I think the hands are pretty lazy, but if you finagle the camera you can get some photos that look neat.

“Despair and violence is all well and good, but does this one have your signature funky elbows?” Oh, does it ever, imaginary friend! And I throw in some bonus wonky knees because I’m generous like that. If you like inflicting pain and suffering on innocent pixel people, you’re in luck as that’s just what this pack’s somewhat hyperbolic name would suggest you can do! This one’ll have your Sims suffering in no time flat. ZING! Pose time! I did say I might get it out today, after all I had the previews and I just had to make it list compatible and test.

Simply pop your dude on it and set it to around 13 cm (may need to be lowered a little for sorrydaddy1-2), then snap photos from the waist-up. (For sorrydaddy1-2 the male is set to 180, however). In most of these, the sim in the male position is set to 200 and the female is set to -130. Some of the poses in this set are height-adjusted, which means that you’ll have to either:

Holiday wishes from me! (You get those even if you’re not downloading, though).

A list of links for the accessories I’ve used in the poses.

They’re pretty recent this time (thankfully) and all from Monte Vista Stories, so lots of poses for all your criminal needs (… no? Just me? Kay). This time it’s a pose dump consisting of mostly story-telling poses that I’ve made for this and that. Don’t hate me.I know I’ve already posted today, but I thought today would be good to dump a little Christmas present on you guys. If it’s not perfect, I also apologize for that since it was originally just made with the intent of only me using them. They don’t become giants or anything like that, but still. Again, I did it for story purposes, so if that is problematic, sorry. Also, the B Poses have stretched spines, just meaning that whether your sim is taller or shorter, they become that height. The second poses are sitting poses, probably best used with a bar stool since that’s what I posed them with. I just titled it as such because I made it for my legacy and at the time it was autumn in game, so.

Use it for whatever scenario you would like. Obviously this isn’t strictly for Fall or anything like that. These are pose list compatible straight from the heart.

I thought I had already uploaded these, but I guess not. Here is a little something for you and your sims.

Sims 3 couple poses on couch